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Due to lack of synergy between his workers the CEO of the Flatline Corporation sent his entire staff on a very cheap Caribbean cruise. On the ship the workers would participate in several team building exercises meant to improve productivity and communication. The cruise was very cheap due to the fact that it was run by three who decided to buy a cruise ship and command the vessel even though they had absolutely no experience at sailing. Needless to say after a few days at sea the cruise ship became terribly lost.

Soon after the ship becoming lost the manners of the Flatline staff declined into those of savage perverts. They masqueraded around the ship shouting out obscenities and making crude hand gestures at each other. But despite the Flatline staff's messy lifestyle the cruise ship still remained spotless. This was due to the fact that the janitor Eddie had not given up his duties. He spent the majority of his days cleaning up the filth of the Flatline employees. He didn't really mind cleaning up the mess except for one thing. The Flatline staff refused to use the toilet. They would just walk into the bathroom and do their business on the walls and floor. It was disgusting. After a while Eddie became feed up with this behavior and confronted the Flatline employees about the issue. They responded by shouting out obscenities and making crude hand gestures in his direction.

Eddie had had enough. So that night when everyone on the ship was asleep he looked the bathroom door. The following morning when the Flatline employees discovered what Eddie had done they captured him and threw him overboard. While he was in the water he was eaten by sharks. But it was Eddie got the last laugh. You see the Flatline staff had forgotten to make him unlock the door before they murdered him and when he was thrown overboard the bathroom keys were still in his back pocket. This forced the Flatline staff to rip the door off its' hinges. Which was fine, they were still able to use the restroom, it just made doing it a very awkward experience

Using what you know about linear equations answer the following question.

If a train is traveling from Riverside, Iowa to South Vietnam at 576.8382977748392047408380506740831075475 miles an hour in the exact same nanosecond that a big man jogging in the park realizes that his wife, of seven years, is in fact not sleeping over at her accountant's house but is actually on a small cruise ship somewhere in the south pacific on a mission to discover the truth about the price is right, then what is the probability that the U.S. dollar will be able to maintain its  position as the reserve currency of of the world for three more years?